Spacetime-Probability
The unified continuum where location, duration, and likelihood are all the same thing. In this framework, an event isn't something that happens at a specific place and time; it's something that flickers in and out of existence based on a cosmic probability score. Your keys aren't somewhere in the house; they exist everywhere in the house simultaneously, but with a 90% probability density in the last pocket you'll check. It explains why lost items are never truly lost, just existing in a state of low observational probability.
Example: "According to the principles of spacetime-probability, my car keys aren't lost. They're just currently occupying a region of the spacetime continuum where my perception of them is unlikely. In other words, they're in my hand, but I'm just not looking at my hand yet."
Spacetime-Probability by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026
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