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Definitions by Hitmantheman

That place from the Bible that you go to after you die, if you didn’t sin of course. NOT a fucking name.
Have you ever met a girl named Heaven? Yeah, me neither.
Heaven by Hitmantheman February 26, 2024

Masturbation 

The only thing that makes me feel alive.
Masturbation time!
Masturbation by Hitmantheman February 1, 2024
A large portion of sea, not a fucking name.
Person 1: Do you know anyone named Ocean?
Person 2: People named Ocean don’t exist dumbass
Ocean by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center 

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
Oh gghfhfhf!
gghfhfhf by Hitmantheman January 4, 2024