by Fartknocinfool September 28, 2008
Get the Blindian mug.This happens to to a person who is giving a man a blow job upside down. The testicles fit snuggly into the eye sockets creating dutch blindness.
Are you seeing Greg tonight?
No, I never see Greg any more.
Oh, why? have you 2 split up?
No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'
-Hysterical laughing-
No, I never see Greg any more.
Oh, why? have you 2 split up?
No, just whenever he comes round he gives me 'dutch blindness'
-Hysterical laughing-
by Antony Butnut March 18, 2004
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Putting a blindfold on your penis or vagina, expecting masturbation to be better due to the member's lack of knoledge of who's touching it.
by Jesse ;-) December 4, 2004
Get the blindfolding the shanibla mug.while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.
by Twat sniff September 17, 2008
Get the blind pirate mug.When a male or female deliberately ejaculates in someones eyes for the sole purpose of denying them sight momentarily so as to distract them from what ever deprave act is going on unknown to them or is about to happen to them.
Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!
by Billman99999 December 17, 2008
Get the Bangkok Blindfold mug.A German Blender occurs when you take a girl on a lazy river and lay her inside four or five inner tubes on the water. As she floats down the river, you spin, churning up her insides and causing her to become nauseous. After a few minutes inside the blender, the girl can no longer take it and hurls all over your penis and testicles. She then proceeds to suck it off, making it a sexual experience to say the least.
If you and a girl want to get down, and are at a water park, try the German Blender. It goes as follows.
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!
Cindy: I really want to suck your penis.
Bo: That would be nice, but since we are at a water park, let's try the German Blender!
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