blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

by fb December 31, 2004

the blind eye

When you proceed to cum in a woman's eye you are giving them the blind eye.

Hey bitch, i just cummed in your eyes you now have the blind eye

by TheBlindEye June 16, 2009

Pulling A Blind

A deceptive way of pulling an apple. Instead of just not being there during a multiplayer game, a person will purposely get themselves killed so they can text on their phone or play iMOB.

Rand: Why are you always the first to die... Are you pulling a blind on us?

Jim: No dude and I am totally not playing iMOB.

by MajinFro April 1, 2009

third eye blind

the act of a guy sleeping with anything that walks ugly or not

that guy must be third eye blind cuz he goes hogging alot

by edmond April 21, 2005

blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.

i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

Blim

Skinny person with small muscles

Person: Dude, John's legs are so blim
Other person: Ikr! He totally skips leg day

by strangersam December 8, 2015

Blimpo

The most godly UT player to ever walk the earth.

Holy Sh!t Blimpo just came out of nowhere and just blew a rocket up my ass!

by Blimpo June 9, 2004