Status Attack

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

by Pavelboca June 04, 2009

Brap attack

an insult.

blad she is such a brap attack!

by Mel331 January 09, 2009

Cock-attack

It's like a heart-attack but on your cock.
It's happens when something so powerful makes you fap too much...

Can you imagine a movie with Angelina Jolie, Mila Jovovich, Mila Kunis,Cara Delevigne and Lucy Liu??
Stop it man, I'm about to have a cock-attack.

by pegasus-san September 22, 2017

Attack on Titan

The only show where plot armor doesn't exist

Have you seen the latest episode of Attack on Titan yet?

by Dumbass_Weeb February 06, 2021

whack and attack

To hit the lips of a closed vagina with your cock, then insert and essentially attack the vagina.

Man, i sure did whack and attack last night and my cock is sore!!!

by B-Dog killian March 16, 2008

Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

by Matt Delornoe December 06, 2008