Alex Schweikert 

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away

"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"

Alex Schweikert by xcocdcod February 25, 2020

Alexander Abbey 

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

Alexander Abbey by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

Alexander Dumbass 

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

Alexander Dumbass by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Alexandria Bridge 

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

Alexandria Bridge by CandiceR April 1, 2020

Alex 

He’s 6 foot 2, with the body of a dancer.

look at that guys dance moves, he’s a real Alex.

See that guy over there dancing with only his knees?- that’s my friend Alex

Alex by Eireann Brockovich April 5, 2020

Alexander Hamilton 

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

Alexander Hamilton by Washingdad May 26, 2020

Alex 

A wonderful person who is caring, and puts his heart in everything he does.

Alex makes the best friend a person can have.

Alex by Helpful Love June 5, 2020