African Bull Frog

A frog that inhabits the moon to fall from the sky and mate with the other frogs of the world. Nobody knows why they're refereed to as "African" but mainly because they happen to land in Africa. The frog after mating dies. When the babies are old enough they build the their space ship to travel back into space, frogs where the first in space not humans. Frogs also invented what people call time travel. Yes a frog knows when you will die, scary don't you think?

Man in Space: Wow, did you see that?
Man in Space2: Yeah that was a African Bull frog.
Man in Space: Didn't they invent Time Travel?
Man in Space2: Yeah, and one had an affair with my wife.

by Calvin Lewis June 28, 2010

african tit punch

When you punch someone in the breast and grab their nipple with your fingers, then rip it off and feed it to them.

Jeffrey asked what an African Tit Punch was, so he got an example instead.

by Yorugami July 27, 2017

go back to africa

a place where Black people go to get the apprenticeship of a lifetime so a few of their descendants can get a job to make up to $15 per hour in about 500 years after they bring them right back to america in slave ships

"Go back to africa!"
"I can't you'll just bring me back here!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Go find a real woman instead of that Fake ass African you keep typing!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

white african

A person who is half african, half caucasian; some african and caucasian not neccessarily half and half

To have a white mom and a black dad makes the next generation white african

by Shayna Borkman September 22, 2006

fake-ass-african

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Fake-ass-african has Herb on a leash!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

african booby scratcher

an african who scratches boobs

hello i am emanuel i will be your african booby scratcher for today

by R1ZZLA_TBZ October 15, 2008