National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Orc/Ork Week!

Celebrate orks/orcs. It don't matter.

The week that June 3rd falls in. Be your beefy Green self ;)

When you like the big green skins, you call and appreciate that they are "Orc/Ork Week!”

by Green rules May 30, 2021

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

Desktop background of the week

Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.

"You.. win.. "Desktop background of the week" so great job, I guess..."

by Classytango on yt sub to me no August 20, 2021

Slapp ass week

Slsp ass week starts on September 13-17 you can slap your bsf ass your gf ass your bf ass your frind ass(not if you ina relationship tho) all week

Hey bae uts the 13 yiu know what that mean
What?

Slapp ass week just stated

by Coochie licker 2000😛 September 11, 2021

Dirty Whore Week

A week where anything goes sexually with your partner. Neither party is allowed to say no to any proposed sexual idea, thus it devolves into some dirty whoring.

Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.

You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.

Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.

I got a facial, anal and about 30 bruises after dirty whore week this year.

by buttercup2060 November 25, 2021

No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.

Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!

by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021