coochie wipes

wet wipes solely reserved to wipe the female genitalia.

no tissue??? hand me some "coochie wipes"

by pink monkey with a banana October 16, 2008

sweat wipes

When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.

Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?

A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?

by Dr.FartScientist June 13, 2017

Window Wiper

The act of farting on a window, and licking off the condensation.

Kid 1: You Suck.
Kid 2: Atleast im not a window wiper.
Kid 1: :'(

by Jizzy Gargler August 7, 2011

Blue Tick Ass Wiper

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015

wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)

Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

Wiper

In the sport of paintball, someone who "wipes" the paint off of them if they are hit, in order to stay in the game.

Man, I know i hit that dude like 3 times!

Yea, hes a cheatin' wiper!

by Spyder November 29, 2004

Over Ass Wiper

Refers to an individual who exceeds in wiping their derriere to the point of toilet paper exhaustion

Never Vacation with Christopher, he suffers from a Chronic case of Over Ass Wiper. Everytime he uses the toilet, there never is any toilet paper left. The doctors feel it may be terminal...

by Jigga Jae July 25, 2008