Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

blue tick wanker

Someone (particularly a lady) that takes pride in not replying (blue ticking) text.

I texted my crush and got no reply, it turns out she's a blue tick wanker.

by gyred January 3, 2019