vanilla

safe word, typically used when one is feeling unsafe

satirically used among friends towards ugly people or ones with unusual traits

omg that fat guy is so vanilla!

Stephen Hawking clone got me sayin, "vanilla, vanilla!"
Fuuu better run that mf is so vanilla.

by vanilla lord June 9, 2023

Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone

A Interracial couple having hot sweaty sex resembling a chocolate dipped vanilla cone.

John:Hey Bill look at that Vanilla Dipped Chocolate Cone!
Bill: Ew gross

by MunchieMuch January 29, 2018

Vanilla

Plan boring sex with no kinks

Brent: Yo dude i had sex with a vanilla and boy was it boring.

Tom: Dude I ask before I start ya don’t like kinks and I’m outta there.

by Someone who is bored 123 January 19, 2022

Vanilla Pigtail

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.

“Hey joe, I just get gave Susie Shallow Throat a vanilla pigtail in the locker room!”

by Milky toasty March 24, 2022

Vanilla

Zed

that dude is such a Zed, like cmon man, such a vanilla

by Gayerthan69 October 20, 2017

vanilla

Originally used on foods and beverages, "vanilla" is now a slang term for "plain" or "bland" often applied to a variety of test products.

This new flavor is so vanilla; I was expecting something bold, but it tastes like plain yogurt!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023