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Vanilla-Faced 

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."
After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.
Vanilla-Faced by David Alto February 29, 2008
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Vanilla Faced 

To be bland, generic, not willing to experience adventures not only in the bedroom, but in any situation.
Man, I really wanted to hook up with that one chick, but she's too vanilla faced for me

I invited an old friend to the bar, but she wanted to be vanilla faced and stay home

Wat up wit it vanilla face? 

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.
Girl: Hey chris!
Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?

vanilla face 

A term used in refering to a white person.
vanilla face by John Doe 333 October 15, 2006

vanilla face 

The Term "borat" uses to refer to the hotel receptionist as a white person.
"what's up with it vanilla face"
vanilla face by hordan January 15, 2008

Vanilla-Face 

Used to describe the colour of ones skin. A term often used by horny Kazakhstan men.
"What's up with it, vanilla-face?"

vanilla Face 

A racist term used to describe caucasians.

The name of a famous Xbox Live member.
Example1: "What's up, Vanilla Face?"

"(Response) Not much, Blacky"

Example2: "Dude, i was playing Call of Duty last night and i got nuked by Vanilla Face!"
vanilla Face by Farkosax February 5, 2010
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