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When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."
After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.
by David Alto February 29, 2008
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To be bland, generic, not willing to experience adventures not only in the bedroom, but in any situation.
Man, I really wanted to hook up with that one chick, but she's too vanilla faced for me

I invited an old friend to the bar, but she wanted to be vanilla faced and stay home
by The Phantom Demon June 07, 2018
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