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twitterdoodle

When a boy gets really excited right before sexual intercourse, his penis will get hard while traveling in a small circle and then shooting out cum.
Bro, I got so excited I accidentally twitterdoodled all over this chick's face.

Damn brooo.
by sikhlover January 23, 2011
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twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.
My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.
by cjk156 July 27, 2009
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twitterfication

Writing that may contain typos, misspellings, abbreviations and symbols, some of which is intentional, some of which is accidental -- but "close enough" for the reader to figure it out.
Given the amount of twitterfication, it's clear that no one actually READ the article before publishing it; they simply relied on spell checkers.
by cabot Wonder April 19, 2010
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TwitterChrist

1. To make a reemergence tweet after a long hiatus on twitter. 2. A person who you thought was dead but then appears on twitter.
3. An online miracle.
1. Is DP dead he hasn't tweeted in 3 days? Nevermind hes a #TwitterChrist and just tweeted that his nut sack is sweating from sitting underneath his blanket for too long.

2. Holy #TwitterChrist, 2pac is alive because real 2pac has a blue star next to his name and twitters celebrity confirm is flawless.

2. Who the hell is Ham Celek following me? Oh #TwitterChrist I went to high school with that kid but hes dead to me.

3. Holy #TwitterChrist I can not believe that happened.
by Jonny5G36 November 6, 2010
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Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!
Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'
by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011
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twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".
twitter is the new taint.
by icrackmeup August 12, 2011
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twitterlating

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.
by Davidch999 February 26, 2013
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