Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020
Get the Twittermug. the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
by unfunny man August 24, 2022
Get the twittermug. Roleplay accounts on Twitter (X) ran by fans of the character being roleplayed. People who run Parody Twitter Accounts commonly spread misinformation on the Internet for fun
by Parody Twitter May 4, 2024
Get the Parody Twitter Accountmug. by Jakethebait November 22, 2023
Get the Twittermug. by Force1022 April 20, 2022
Get the Twittermug. 1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you
2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media
3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.
2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media
3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.
Example 1:
“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “
Example 2:
Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”
Girl: ”You so crazy!
“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “
Example 2:
Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”
Girl: ”You so crazy!
by Bareback Banshee August 6, 2024
Get the Twitter-adjacentmug. Dove emoji twitter consist of the guys and girls who claim to be ‘activists’ because they post #freethenipple and #blacklivesmatter when they’re relevant and only when they’re relevant. They exclusively listen to Frank Ocean, Tyler, The Creator & SZA and believe Bella Hadid is a fashion icon. You can usually catch them wearing rainbow and tye-dye t-shirts and ripped light blue denim jeans with a bunch of ‘alternative’ singers posters on their wall
“yo have you heard Frank Ocean’s new single?”
“nah... that’s dove emoji twitter music, I’ll listen to his next BIG song”
“nah... that’s dove emoji twitter music, I’ll listen to his next BIG song”
by badboytony May 29, 2019
Get the dove emoji twittermug.