rubber-toed

someone who is not as smart as you

he is rubber-toed compared to me at math

by T-mobile November 10, 2008

The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.

I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.

After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT

by mesutozilfan5 December 14, 2010

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv April 24, 2014