by NanafrmNY February 9, 2022
Get the You gettin me tight mug.When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 3, 2022
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by 67 toxic December 28, 2020
Get the Tight Egg mug.The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.
by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021
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“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”
by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021
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