Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 21, 2022

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020

schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

by Fausnaught April 7, 2015

Possible Fap Potential

When a girl ugly but got a nice body and you feel guilty so you don't know if you might fap.

Man that butter face has a nice ass but I would never hit it, I might fap later because she got Possible Fap Potential

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

Fap

Is a male masturbation. It is used when a male is pleasuring themselves sexually after seeing or looking at erotic women in public or on the Internet. Fapping may also be used to reduce some stress level, but is more common when a male is sexually attracted to beautiful women they see.

Hot female: "I heard him fapping in his room, and then the next minute I heard him groaning."

by Wolf & Women November 28, 2019

poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021