dick stuck in a toaster

The act of ,whether on purpose or accidental, somehow getting your dick stuck in a toaster.

"Hey dude I need help!"
"Help with what?"
"I got my dick stuck in a toaster!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

by TheBeaterOfMeats August 7, 2017

round of toast

A round of toast is as many pieces of toast as will fit in your toaster.

Sam: Make us a round of toast, will you Kris.
Kris: How many pieces?
Sam: How many does you toaster hold?
Kris: Four.
Sam: Four then you dickhead!

by Ablemoss August 22, 2018

get roasted and toasted

When someone gets roasted really bad cuz they’re losers

“ur ugly” “OHHHHH GET ROASTED AND TOASTED”

by Kairi is awesome January 27, 2021

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

Texas Toaster

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten

Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them

by convojake February 23, 2011

fuckin french toast

something that is eaten when drunk.

Let's get some "Fuckin French Toast"

by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

hop toad

Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.

He was up all night pulling a hop toad after eating crab cakes from the stadium.

by JMR2 April 22, 2006