Téthys is the most iconic girl you'll ever meet. I mean she literally has the name of a goddess. She always smells like heaven, with gorgeous curly hair and enigmatic black eyes. Her voice is low and rocky, a sound you'd want to hear on repeat. Unfortunately for you, unless you pique her interest, she won't talk to you. In groups, she barely speaks. You might think she's the most mysterious girl on earth when, in reality, she's mostly socially anxious and undergoing adderall treatment. However, this only enhances the perception of her mystery. If you're fortunate enough to gain access to her, it means you're a remarkable person—congratulations. She possesses quiet strength, always calm and unbothered, but don't push her, or prepare yourself to go through the most humbling and life-questioning experience you've ever had. Extremely loyal, she is also funny, smart as hell and insanely attractive. She's literally everyone's crush. But good luck getting her attention; sometimes it feels like she has adhd or something. Her style is UNMATCHED; it always looks iconic, hot, and extremely cool. When meeting her, you'll always both feel nervous because of her intimidating beauty, but also chill and safe because of her soothing voice, her heart of gold, and her unjudgmental eyes. In short, she's the catch. You'll be the luckiest person if you ever get to have her in your life. Don't try to win her heart tho. It will piss her off.
Brad Pitt: I have a crush on someone... but I think she's out of my league.
Girl : ?? bro you're Brad Pitt no one is out of your league.
Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.
Girl : ?? bro you're Brad Pitt no one is out of your league.
Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.
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