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5 Seconds of Summer

5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not in the same category as boyband because they're all talented as shit as far as instruments) that consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Calum Hood (vocals/guitar), Michael Clifford (backing vocals/guitar), and Ashton Irwin (drums). Schoolmates Luke, Calum, and Michael formed 5sos in 2011, and Ashton was later added. They are the opening act for One Direction on the Take Me Home North American leg. Now, I could go all day about my feels and how much it hurts but I'll keep it at this: these boys are sex. their music is keeps me jamming. cake for life.
"Hey, what you think of 5 seconds of Summer?"
"5SOS MAKES ME WANT TO DIE"
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White Boy Summer 

That time of year when all the sexy white boys come out. You know what it is.
Damn, I see nothing but fine-ass white boys. It's gotta be summer!

Hell yeah girl, it's a white boy summer.
White Boy Summer by katograf April 24, 2021

cool for the summer 

An understanding between two people that they are down to fuck each other during the summer months, before they inevitably drift apart once the fall semester starts.
Dan: That was a wild graduation party last night, huh? We should hang out again some time.
Susan: Yeah, sure, we're cool for the summer.

5 Seconds Of Summer

A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).
P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
5 Seconds Of Summer by pugbugpug August 16, 2014

Trump Summer Camp 

Group cage accommodations for groups of tender age children 4, and under, that were taken from their parents seeking asylum. "Tax-Free" 600 dollars a night per child with extra cost for those with special needs.
Trump Summer Camp is nothing like kennels or zoo cages you would bring your pet to for boarding, as the children are all the children of different ethnicities and ages are bundled together in one big cage. Their enthusiasm was contagious, as was always a deafening scream for joy.
Trump Summer Camp by mlhiss June 21, 2018

beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010
Portland, Oregon 2010 = beginless summer
beginless summer by KCPDX June 13, 2010

Black Summer

Black Summer is your typical "think's she is black" girl but looks fully white. She makes her whole personality about being black but in reality has 5% black in her and is pale as a ghost.
That person is definitely a Black Summer.