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stone alone

When you stone alone because your your girlfriend left you
Guy:man,I got to stone alone my chick left me.
by absolutely_ridiculous January 31, 2015
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stoned

Being "stoned" is a state of altered awareness caused by some drugs. It is a side-effect of the drug: The primary reason a person takes the drug is to become "high," to be in a pleasurable state of being; when the high wears off, the person is left feeling stoned. Eventually the feeling of being stoned wears off and the person’s regular state of awareness resumes.
For some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.
"That morning Harry had waked and baked, then had hit the bong hard all day long, and now as twilight set in he was fully and righteously stoned off his ass."
by Rudgence Lindstrich March 4, 2015
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stone cold winner

When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.
I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.
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Stonedly

stohnd-lee

To feel both stoned and lonely (for a specific person, for company, for a stoner bud, for your cat, etc).
Adverb
1. After smoking a bowl alone, Lily stonedly watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2. Dave sat staring stonedly at the other couples at the party, missing his partner.

Adjective
1. "How are you feeling, man?" "Pretty stonedly, that's why I called you."

2. "I shouldn't have gotten high alone, man. I'm so stonedly I'm considering calling a hooker!" "Stop calling me at work, Paul".
by Cowtocracy September 22, 2016
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Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.
The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder
by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016
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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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Stoneboy

A heavyset stoner who smokes an extremely high volume of weed.
Jeez look at dat Stoneboy go!
by 420 Boy February 4, 2018
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