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Squirrel Boy

A white suburbanite basic bro who is in to whatever else their white suburbanite basic bro friends are in to. Typically BMX Bikes, Skateboarding and the like. Generally intimidated by intelligence which contradicts and surmounts their own.

Devoid of philosophical knowledge and tend to resort to group ostracism rather than poignant discussion when confronted about how ignorant they are. Often making jokes about, or calling others gay/fag. Usually skinny wearing volcom t-shirts and flat brimmed caps, especially common among those who do not participate in any extreme sports. Blue collar, male version of a basic bitch. May also be seen wearing Tapout gear.
Those squirrel boys think they are so punk listening to Blink 182, their moms even bought them the cd they must be legit.

Rob Dydrek is a prime example of what a Squirrel Boy strives to be.
by MJSuper July 7, 2015
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SquirrelHead

Donald trump is a squirrelhead.
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract
Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?
by weaselworm May 18, 2019
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squirrel tail

The steamy shape created when you fart outside in the cold. Farts,like your breath, are not always invisible, (girls).
I was freezing at the bus stop this morning and this guy farted. You should have seen the squirrel tail coming out of his butt. It was crazy huge!
by The Curly Reds February 11, 2008
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secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.
"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."
by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005
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angry squirrel

an angry squirrel is another sex thing ------->

u have to get the girl on a leash, and u run around with the other end of the leash, and she will chase after ur nuts like an angry squirrel
by Paco gordo December 24, 2007
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a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off
if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!
by Sexydimma November 3, 2019
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