social media hoe 

A social media hoe is a girl who comments on a lot of boys Instagram, Twitter,Facebook, and others.

Paige: you fine asf
Boy:thanks but you said that to a thousand guys on on social media you social media hoe

social media hoe by Loyalness30 July 8, 2016

Social Whore 

Jessica Moore, the essence of a social whore-ism.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Ben: Hi jessica, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Clint: Hey jess, I luv you too!!

Jessica: Hey baby, you're the only one for me..I luv you!!
Joe: Hey jess, I luv you..Wanna fuck?
Jessica: No.

Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!!!
Jordan: Who the fuck are you?
Jessica: Im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. Wanna fuck.
Jordan: Nah ho I be chillin in compton with the real bitchs.

Jessica: Oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to EPH, my fb, that I get drunk with every single FUCKING weekend.

Jessica: I LOVE YOU ALL, BUH BI!!

Social Whore by iwannabeanalcoholic January 20, 2005

Social Harassment 

A tactic used by the Far Right to suppresses, alienate, and or hurt people that don't conform to Social Conservative Views on American Society and decide to live their life as they see fit.

Social Harassment can involve
-Death threats
-intimidation
-Targeting those who don't conform to Conservative views to unnecessary verbal abuse when they go out into the public
-vandalism

Remember that kid who threatened to report his high school to the ACUL for violating the Constitution by holding a school prayer? That was subjected to Social Harassment.

Social Harassment by Debunking Partisan Lies November 22, 2011

Social reject 

A social reject should not be confused with a social outcast* A social reject is a person who is rejected by by people who arnt social rejects, but are excepted by other Rejects.

* see social outcast

It would be uncool to be seen talking to a social reject, for then you would not be rejecting them.

Social reject by Social Reject June 25, 2007

Social Worker

The man or woman who whenever a movie is made about a mental hospital is always portrayed as a hero. In those movies they play the role of the tireless defender of the mentally ill who fights against the system. In real life they are the ones who run the mental hospitals therefore they are the system. Movies are like this because most writers of these scripts have been patients at mental hospitals. Social workers readily accept credit for the good and are even better at putting the blame for bad situations off on the Doctors, nurses, aides, and that ambiguous entity called "The team."

Sally the the social worker ordered Adam the aide to take Mary the mental patient's personal radio away from her because she only earned four stars out of five in Sally's therapy group. Adam takes the radio. Mary the mental patient complains to Sally the social worker about Adam the aide taking her radio. Sally tells Mary she has "No clue" why Adam did that. Mary assaults Adam with a heavy object causing him permanent brain damage. Mary then files abuse and neglect charges against Adam. Sally and Mary both testify against him and he is fired. The local newspaper hears of this and does a story that portrays Sally as a hero and Mary as the heroic victim. The team of social workers who run the institution see to it that Adam gets denied both medical care and unemployment benefits. Adam tries fighting them in court but with brain damage he can't think clearly and neglects his personal appearance. The jury at the trial had all seen a movie the previous night about a mental hospital where the aides were bullies, the patients were victims, and the social workers were heros. Adam does 3 months in jail for his supposed assault against mary and now roams the streets homeless. Sally gets a big promotion. Mary wins a lawsuit against the mental institution and was filthy rich for a short time. A well meaning but incompetent social worker mismanaged her funds.

Social Worker by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 30, 2011

social-pantsing 

The act of talking/socializing to many people. Usually done by a Sally Social-Pants or someone who talks to people they know constantly.

Where is Melissa?
She is social-pantsing with so and so over there.

social-pantsing by Nick Jensen February 15, 2008

Social Hermaphrodite 

A social crisis in which a person fits in to several types of crowds, but feels conflicted as to which one they should stay in. This only applies when the social situations are like oil and water.

Johnny is a "Social Hermaphrodite" , he is a non-conformist conformist.

Social Hermaphrodite by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011