Snaked

When you begin to hook up with a girl for the first time and she is hesitant about grabbing your penis. In order to brake the tension you pull it out and slap her on the leg with it.

1. Ryan totally snaked Christina but she wasn't having any of it.

2. Yea I was making out with this girl for almost an hour and finally I snaked her...and she loved it

by F. Wallace March 13, 2010

there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

by Briarcrest April 20, 2017

dirt snake

Turds that are 2 feet or longer that wrap or sink into the shitter.

Jez Bob I just took a nasty stinky dirt snake.

by j.gibson February 17, 2008

solidus_snake

A type of assvibrator. It is unique for the fact that it uses 3 joints instead of 1 or 2, hence the name, "solidus_snake." It was made by temjin ninpo industries as an attempt to monopolize the sex toy market, but lacks sufficient intelligence to do anything other than wriggle around like the worm he is.

steve: hey bob, did you hear about that gay guy, joe? bob: yeah, he got one of those solidus_snakes. steve: lol, what a gay fag. joe: ...

by solidus.snake April 24, 2008

Anal Snake

1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.

2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.

Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.

Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.

1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.

2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.

3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!

by theentertainer91-C.P.D. August 2, 2012

water snake toy

A toy that was about 4 inchs long that's made out of rubber used by young man as a pocket pussy. Find them for a dollar at the dollar store.

Oh boy, I have a urge to fuck let me get out my water snake toy for a quick rub out.

by Any9090 April 17, 2017

Tennessee Lake Snake

I person who lives in Tennessee that has a "rat-tail" A braided piece of hair coming down the back of the neck.

Dude, did you see that Tennessee lake snake that guy was rockin' ?

by Mama's gotta poop June 8, 2010