when you see a hot woman and at the instant uncontrollably ejaculate leaving a creamy spot in the crotchal reagon of your pants.
Friend: dude did u cream your shorts when you met Carmen Electra
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
You: yeah and once she saw I did that she slapped me across the face.
by Potshot44 January 13, 2009
Get the Cream your shortsmug. Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.
I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
by ssnickerer August 1, 2008
Get the short end of the stickmug. 
when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings
someone is easily distracted
someone is easily distracted
by Idontknowcomputer November 22, 2013
Get the short attention spanmug. V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
Get the ride the short busmug. A newly made slang for someone who watches youtube shorts.
People who use youtube shorts are mainly people 10 years or younger.
People mean that youtube shorts are like a 2 year delayed tiktok Meaning that they mainly do old now unpopular trends.
So basicly the slang means someone is not with the times.
People who use youtube shorts are mainly people 10 years or younger.
People mean that youtube shorts are like a 2 year delayed tiktok Meaning that they mainly do old now unpopular trends.
So basicly the slang means someone is not with the times.
Youtube shorts kid: Have you seen the doge memes.
Person: Yeah like ten years ago.
Youtube shorts kid: WHAT THE YOUTUBE SHORT SHORT ONLY CAME OUT 1 DAY AGO?!?!?!
Person: He is such a Youtube shorts kid.
Person: Yeah like ten years ago.
Youtube shorts kid: WHAT THE YOUTUBE SHORT SHORT ONLY CAME OUT 1 DAY AGO?!?!?!
Person: He is such a Youtube shorts kid.
by Pipikacki November 23, 2022
Get the Youtube shorts kidmug. 5” Inseam Shorts
By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s
Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!
By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s
Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!
Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?
Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts
Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts
by SexyShorts July 23, 2020
Get the 5” Inseam Shortsmug.