shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

Shower

Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!

How was the shower?

Ew you smell go shower!

by BobaSippingCactus October 27, 2018

shoker

A man with a big dick who will steal your girl and fuck her

This is a last name shoker/shocker

by The god of sedition October 17, 2020

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

hot shiner

1. a hot Shiner (any variety) beer
2. to give a girl a half-zombie or part of angry pirate by cumming in an eye and then poking a girl in the same eye with your dick

1. I paid $5 for this f-in hot Shiner.
2. This girl gave me head at a party, but when she started biting, I decided to give her a hot shiner.

by boregard March 25, 2007

equator shower

1. (n) A quick and to the point method of bathing that involves only washing the privates. Sometimes it may extend to the armpits as well.

I think I'll do a quick equator shower before heading out tonight.

by horker1 June 4, 2007

Hickory Shower

An act performed by an officer of the law, whereby the officer pulls out his nightstick and begins to beat the offender down to the pavement.

You wouldn't believe the hickory shower this guy got when he tried swinging at the cop.

by Hawke70 June 17, 2008