boregard's definitions

hot shiner

1. a hot Shiner (any variety) beer
2. to give a girl a half-zombie or part of angry pirate by cumming in an eye and then poking a girl in the same eye with your dick

1. I paid $5 for this f-in hot Shiner.
2. This girl gave me head at a party, but when she started biting, I decided to give her a hot shiner.

by boregard March 25, 2007

hudini

doing a girl from behind, spitting on her lower back, making the oh sound, then when she turns around, nut on her face (some prefer the hudini-zombie combo)

a.k.a. "sneaky steve"

I gave Susan the hudini, and now she has a lazy eye

by boregard November 26, 2006

man toe

this is where your shorts ride up and split your sac, putting one of your balls on different sides of the seam. also known as a male camel foot

That dude wearing the Richard Simmons shorts has a mad man toe going on.

by boregard December 7, 2006