control shift n

yes incognito aka "porn"

keyboard after being pressed control shift n : ahh shit here we go aga-
your horny ass: OHHHH YEAH IM EJACTULATIGN THIS IS SO HOTTHOTHTOHTTHOTHHOTOHTHOTHOTOTH
a random ass ant: dude what the fuck

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

Flame shift

To deflect judgment for being a terrible person and/or doing terrible things by jumping on the momentum of hate toward someone else. Typically used by canceled influencers/celebs in an attempt to regain public favor and win back their audience.

Despite being extremely problematic figures in their own right, Jeffree Star and James Charles have chosen to flame shift to Mikayla Nogueria for lying to her fans, hoping that the community will forget their much worse misdeeds.

by IndigoPhoenix21 February 23, 2023

ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.

Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”

by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

Red Shift

A red-shift in the light from a star shows that the distance between us and the star is increasing. The bigger the red-shift the faster the star is moving away.

Student: "Teacher what is red shift?"
Teacher: "Red shift is the wavelength of the light that is stretched, so the light is seen as 'shifted' towards the red part of the spectrum. "

by Dr. Annole March 21, 2023

money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.

Damn i money shift-ed my new supra

by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024

Type Shift

If you want to stop talking, instead of just stopping, say type shift. Commonly used by dreadheads.

Girl: I'm breaking up with you cause you're too nonchalant
Me: Type shift

by brainmaxxing June 3, 2024

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024