Seasons Beatings

The process of a Prison Guard beating the crap out of an inmate on Christmas Day

Yo Fiddy, didga see dat seasons beatings the skell on Cell Block C took from the honky hack?

by Unit 200 January 10, 2008

seasoning salt

when a girl is eaten out; oral sex performed on a girl.

"I'm nervous for him to give me seasoning salt."
"Don't worry about it, it's not awkward for long and then it's soo worth it."

by hardon May 19, 2006

Sison

Tarzan. There is commonly confusion, as some believe this name to be a synonymn for Batman, but do not be deceived. It means "Tarzan."

Go to blockbuster, rent the 1999 Disney version of the cartoon of "Tarzan" for more examples of Sison.

by terpblondi August 7, 2007

seasoning

The act of throwing a pepper in a girl's face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.

Aaron: How did it go last night?

Dan: There was seasoning involved, but I think she was into it.

by athegreat December 14, 2010

seasoned chicken

an older bigger woman can be any ethnicity except Asian might have some spices and be all dressed up without feathers or have feathers no seasoning and a heck of a fucking attitude otherwise known as "gilf" grandma Id like to... You get the point

gilf oldlatina wtfamidoing chic eggs wrinkles down there seasoned chicken

by Swirleyvortexythingy May 11, 2015

Seisonailotion

Have you ever wanted a guy doing a GOATSE infront of you and you put Lotion in his ASSHole just to prickel some Sesame in there and then you eat his ASS.

Me: Yo Bro wanna do a Seisonailotion?
Him: Fuck yea!
Me: but i want to do the Goatse.
Him: okay then.
*Me doing Goatse*
*Him Putting Lotion ans Sesame*
Him: Buddy i am now going to dive-bomb on there!
Him: 3..2..1

Me: OOOH! Lets GOO!!

by List of what i do every day. January 7, 2022

seasonize

to season something; to make seasoned

I just seasonized my food with some salt

by Tom Pardo January 25, 2005