The secret sniff is a sexual technique that has evolved over the years to prevent the unfortunate situation of fellatio on a less-than-ripe vagina.
To perform the secret sniff, one most slowly and carefully start the oral foreplay somewhere in the region of the woman's bosom. Whilst moving south towards the area of the subject's fertility field, one should then start a process of subtle nasal inspection. The secret sniff is just that, a quiet, inconspicuous, drawn out sniff that if done properly would alert the oral giver to a potentially undesirable vagina. In extreme cases, the smell can be picked up as far away as the woman's neck. Legend has it that a poor male once had unintentionally performed a secret sniff from across a bedroom, leading him to down a jamo and proceed directly to rushed sex.
To perform the secret sniff, one most slowly and carefully start the oral foreplay somewhere in the region of the woman's bosom. Whilst moving south towards the area of the subject's fertility field, one should then start a process of subtle nasal inspection. The secret sniff is just that, a quiet, inconspicuous, drawn out sniff that if done properly would alert the oral giver to a potentially undesirable vagina. In extreme cases, the smell can be picked up as far away as the woman's neck. Legend has it that a poor male once had unintentionally performed a secret sniff from across a bedroom, leading him to down a jamo and proceed directly to rushed sex.
Poor Dave, I heard he had a cold last weekend and was unable to pull the good ol' secret sniff on that slut he picked up. He said food tasted like spoiled sea bass for a week
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when someone of the opposite sex wants to whisper to your ear something personal. But they secretly attack you, licking your ear and tickling your ear drum with their tongue
Depending on the state of the two people. This maybe found arousing.
Depending on the state of the two people. This maybe found arousing.
by NoPouties July 25, 2010
Get the secret mug.A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004
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Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
by MBFree September 6, 2008
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Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!
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