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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

by urbanspinch December 30, 2021

Open Season

When alll the girls you and your friends have a sexual intrest in and or dating become open for any random jobber to bone.

Dude, since its fuckin open season, I went and fucked the fuckin roast beef out of evan's women.

by Dan Maslanka May 13, 2005

seasonedf1

If the whole world of F1 messageboards was a family, Seasonedf1.com is the cousin you shouldn't find sexy but do.

Seasoendf1.com is the HOME of Ralf Schumacher's amazing pink scooter

by Polario Coolorinho November 4, 2004

SHAMONKEY

Slang word for sex or the vagina.

Tonight Im going trolling for chics and gettin me some shamonkey.

by Dennis Ryan August 29, 2006

Seaton

a school, that's about it.

it's pretty depressing here actually...

just a little bit
sometimes

Seaton gives me depression

by GamerGirlAnne April 11, 2019

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008