Irrelevation Scale

A ranking system for achievements that don't matter. A nadameter.

Joey moved up on the irrelevation scale by scoring a new personal best on Bingo Bash.

by Casimir` January 9, 2013

Sad Scale

~Verb

A unit of measurement, which can also be extrapolated to include "happies".

Sads are a level which highlight your level of dissappointment/ general unhappiness. Generally the scale is on a standard 1 - 5 rating system, where 1 is a low amount of sadness and 5 is the maximum amount of sadness for the current situation of which you are tryng the describe.

It can reach levels of infinate sadness if the current situation is to traumatising to comprehend.

The phrase Sad Scale comes from the adjective sad which means, adjective of feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy.

Example 1:
Housemate #1: "OH MY GOD!!! the WiFi is down, I'm 300 sads right now"
Housemate #2: "I know, how can I approve words on urban dictionary now"

Example 2:
Friend: "Will Smith just retweeted me, Im 10 Happies right now"

by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

Attraction Scale

A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.

Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.

Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?

Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!

by xMillzee September 30, 2016

Ms scales

Irish ogre that terrorizes kids in school and steals their food

Ms scales my nigga youre a heavyweight champion

by Negeoslayer November 8, 2016

Fruit Scale

the scale that determines the size of a man's dick.

Tiffany rated Don a banana on the fruit scale.

by dirtymindedchick:} February 28, 2017

highness scale

The scale of how high you are from 1-100

And increase as you get higher and higher

Person 1: what are you on the highness scale
Person 2: I’m like a 185

Person 2: no wait I broke the scale I’m a 321

by Shirli May 20, 2019

Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude

How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020