Robert Moment

When something is done in a biased and unclear way.

Elijah: "What are you doing?"
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."

by xinese April 19, 2021

Cock-Robber

A person who not only cock-blocks you completely, but also steals the action that you may have gotten.

I was hitting on this chick at the bar, right? But some guy with a motorcycle showed up and she left with him after he got her drunk, he was a total Cock-Robber.

by FeedYourMommaRight October 21, 2010

Christopher Robert Haines

A very sweet guy with a big heart. He is the most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever imagine. He is full of love, compassion, and commitment. He should never have anxiety when it comes to his girlfriend because just like he does, she loves him to the ends of the earth.

Caitlin loves that Christopher Robert Haines, they make a cute couple. They are goals.

by Lilshawty January 11, 2017

titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

William Robert Collins

The biggest, fattest, mf in the west side of PA

GET OUT OF THE WAY EVERYONE! WILLIAM ROBERT COLLINS IS COMING THROUGH!

by Trashcan2513 November 21, 2019

Charles Robert Killick

He is a sensible man and he is a head teachers boy.

Charles Robert Killick has plays on the swing with the headteacher who looks like a hedgehog

by Poompam Tekle May 5, 2020

Pulling a Roberts

Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.

Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!

Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.

by Neptunium January 28, 2009