1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

potato cobbler by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

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potato neckless

Like a Pearl Neckless but with shit.

Did you see that gabblejacker?
I loaded her coal hole then finished her with a steaming,cornfilled potato neckless!

potato neckless by solomonk3 March 28, 2008

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Potato Mouth

Result of smoking copious amounts of spice, i.e. extremely dry mouth, very limited saliva, and also dry eyeballs in severe cases.

Javier was unable to eat his hot dog because his mouth was completely dry as a result of his potato mouth.

Potato Mouth by Smokeyspicey May 24, 2011

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potato canckles

The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.

First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.

Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.

First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......

Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.

First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.

*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........

*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

potato canckles by Rawtalent March 24, 2020

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