patchy

not actively responding online; responding slowly with a few minutes respond-time

10:09 kai: wassup

10:13 joe: heyyyy

10:13 kai: hyd

10:17 joe: good wby

10:17 kai: why are you being so patchy?

10:25 joe: sorry im busy doing something

by johayal July 29, 2022

Patchenskia S

Ugly stupid so ugly like she look like a roach damn she so ugly omg she ugly like dang u so ugly like i never knew God makes em like tht she could smd not like tht but i still love uuu thio thts ugly gng

Patchenskia S is gay

by dtbchriss August 4, 2022

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

Patchy Brown

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.

You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?

by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 19, 2022

Plätzchen

A Calm Sweet person that enjoys spending time with their friends

Hey Plätzchen h, how are ya?

by Kainhorn December 8, 2022

Plotched

Plotched.. Drunk, rambles blah blah blah , oh shiny look at that. 14 topics in 35 seconds then back to the original.

Plotched.. Someone who keeps talking, will switch topics multiple times quickly, and go right back to the original topic like nothing happened just like a squirrel who saw something shiny

by Odie11804 December 16, 2022