Period Fuck

Romantically/passionately kissing a girl instead of fucking because it's her time of the month.

Girl: "No sex tonight, but we can period fuck."

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Friend: "Hey, did you go all the way with Emily last night?"
Guy: "Nah, it was her time of the month, so we just period fucked."

by Saisyuu December 15, 2011

period

the time of the monthe when gurls get bitchy beyond belief and scream at everything that moves.

all of my female friends get their period at the same time. so for a week out of the month, every1s pissed at each other. its really gay...

by matt January 24, 2005

Period

A woman’s crappy, but working excuse for being angry or having a bad hair day.

Synonyms: Forgot to put makeup on, had to go to school/work while having bad hair.

“Gladys, why were you being mean to me on Friday?”
“I was having a period.”
“Oh, totally understandable! Since I’m a male I can’t imagine the pain of that!”
“Heh...”

by JABBiscool November 15, 2017

period

1. something at the end of the sentance.

2. a class in middle school or high school. usually having 8 a day.

3. something a girl gets when she reaches puberty, causing blood to come out of her vagina. this will open up space, so if she decides to get pregnant, her baby will most likely not be messed up.(usually causes the girl to PMS and become moody)

1. put a period at the end of the sentance, so we know to pause.

2. i dropped my books on the way to class, and was late to 4th period.

3. "holy shit, im so fucking cranky, i have really bad cramps, and my tampon is full !" jamie said when she was on her period.

by <333. January 28, 2010

man-period

The time a few minutes after a guy gets kicked in the balls, lasts about 10 minutes to about an hour. It includes pain in the abdominal and groin region and the feeling of haveing to shit.

(it is called this because the symptoms are similar the the female period)

Guy 1:Dont touch me!!!

Guy 2:Wats wrong with you?

Guy 1:Sorry im on my man-period.

Guy 2:Oh you must have got kicked in the balls pretty hard then.

by jdank519 March 17, 2009

period

This is a natural phenomenom that occurs only in women, because men have no idea what a period is like, women are able to get angry and violent with little provocation and then blame it on their period. All women relish their period, it's the perfect excuse to let out anger with no repercussions at all. The common myth is that they are painful and annoying for women, but in fact it is only men that are adversely affected by periods.

Hannah: "You bastard, I hate you, I'm going to chop off your willy and feed it to some sheep, and they'll knaw it to pieces with they're blunt little teeth, then I'll wee on your face, because I hate you, with your ugly little eyes and your bad teeth (throws vase against wall in anger and begins pulling the wallpaper off the walls) I'm going to kill you, and your family, you sleaze!
Marvin: On your period?
Hannah: Yes actually

by Stev III November 6, 2006

Period Parfait

1) A parfait that uses yogurt and period blood/juices instead of fruit
2) A great tasting beverage that is a mixture of cranberry juice red bull and vodka. Usually ordered as two separate drinks (redbull and vodka and cranberry and vodka) then drank at the same time.

"That bitch is soo gross she resembles a period parfait" or "Hey bartender, get me a Period Parfait!"

by Liam Loughlin May 2, 2006