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Searching the clam for a pearl 

To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Piss Parlour 

A place to relieve yourself of urine. Despite the existance of alternate terminology, a wise man noted their obvious flaws. He deemed "the loo" far too effeminate, "the toilet" far too boring and "the bog" far too vulgar for the feminine ear.

A male in the presence of females is therefore advised to use the term "Piss Parlour" as it gives off an air of masculinity with its use of the word "piss", whilst also masking the unpleasantness of the deed he is about to partake in with the use of the word "parlour". Studies undertaken by a wise man have shown that the female mind associates a parlour with happy thoughts of pretty things.
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Guy (full bladder): "hmmm thats right...hold that thought I need the Piss Parlour"
Girl: "Lovely, off you go then"
Guy (full bladder): *goes to piss parlour* "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!"
Guy (empty bladder): "yeah so you were saying?"
Girl: "blah blah blah yap yap yap"
Piss Parlour by jibcheese July 28, 2011

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.
"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

Parlor Trick 

A practiced skill with very limited purpose or functionality. Used primarily to impress people, but usually only once.
That squirting-milk-out-your-eye thing he does is just a cheap parlor trick.
Parlor Trick by HeroSpirit August 23, 2017

Melting Pearls 

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.
I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.
Melting Pearls by Starxy June 14, 2015