Pumpkin Patch People 

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

Pumpkin Patch People by F.A.K February 17, 2017

Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!

"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"

Throw Short People Thursday by FckShrtPpl October 23, 2022

beautiful people 

People who have a face/body that is generally very pleasing to the eye, although they tend to have rotten personalities because they have grown up spoilt and excessively complimented just for looking the way they do, often resulting in their ego being a thousand times greater than that of a normal person. This enlarged state of ego often breeds arrogance and disregard for others as the individual views themself as social superior.

Can be interpreted as a positive or negative term.

1) We'll never be one of the beautiful people - THANK GOD!
2) Damn, look at those beautiful people!

beautiful people by Mr Gognitti March 19, 2004

Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.

Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people

Shiny Happy People by West Side Massive July 7, 2014

british people 

A phrase that creates a lot of debate and stereotyping between Americans and Britons on Urban Dictionary.

American: I'm going to define this word to take a stab at how snobby the British are!

British People: I'm going to define this word to jab at how fat Americans are!

british people by OhMy August 20, 2012

shadow people 

Shadow people are what manifests in a person’s imagination after they’ve been awake for approximately 72+ hours on methamphetamine. The exact purpose for their existence and/or intentions of aforementioned shadow people vary considerably from tweaker to tweaker depending on their mindset upon “seeing” them.

Tweaker #1: “Dude, can u take a look out the blinds real quick? I swear I just saw someone looking in at us!”

Tweaker #2: “Calm down bro, they’re just shadow people. They can’t hurt you.”

shadow people by Chickenfcuk3r December 3, 2017

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

National short people day by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020