Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)

I want a Cannon Penis!!!!

by paul parry October 30, 2011

Penis Potato

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...

Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."

by erinbirdy July 10, 2010

penguin sex

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.

Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!

by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014

Club Penguin Rewritten

The remake of the old Club Penguin.

Hey! Have you played Club Penguin Rewritten yet? I heard it's just like the original Club Penguin

by ESHHHHHLAD June 2, 2018

Penlanded

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.

Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"

by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009

Pensi

A person who has had thier fingers replaced with penis'. The process in which this is done is using a Peenu on your fingers. It is not suggested you do this.

Dude, Tyson is a Pensi. He showed me his hands just before.

by Misfitus October 22, 2004

north penn highschool

an oversized shithole in the middle of lansdale. there are 3,500 kids. 85% of the girls are complete sluts who think they run shit, 10% are the other races, 2% of those have a life & don't give a damn about getting less then a 98%, 4% will die of drug & alcohol abuse or end up pregnant by the end of highschool & the last 1% consists of decent people. 90% of the guys are assholes, 75% of which are players, 7% are creeps, 2% are egyptian & 1% are cool as hell. the sophmores think they own the school and whore around as much as they can just so people say their name. everyone thinks theyre tough as shit & try to start as many fights as they can on the daily. the lunches look like the crawled out of a dark hole. uncrustables are extremley overpriced but the cookies are AMAZING. the lunchladys are rediculously creepy & the one looks like a turtle without a shell. security is up everyones ass 24/7. except for sexual chocolate. shes the shit. all the teachers are old, pissed off & have nothing better to do then write you up for dumb shit. there are about 5 cool teachers.when it comes down to it, no one gives a shit about anyone but themselves & talks as much shit as anyone will listen to. 98% of the students do some sort of drug & everyone feels the need to bum cigs off each other. basiclly everyones a faggot, but if another school tried to fuck with us, we would wreck shit.

You go to North Penn Highschool right?
Yeah.
Oh, you tryna smash?

by lordofthegypsys January 14, 2011