A person who is such a nob, they receive this title on the basis that it is their occupation - as if they are employed to be a nob.
Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Rather than just being a nob, it is applied whereupon they behave like this regularly and "nobster" usually becomes their actual name from then on.
Normal Person 1: Yeh, so as I was saying, Charlton are going to get relegated and the spurs to take all
Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again
Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?
Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
Normal Person 2: That is so not true, Chelsea are going to win the cup again
Nobster: Hey guys, litsen, I don't wanna chat about football so I'm gunna completely change the topic, has everyone been watching Big Brother lately?
Normal Person 3: Fuck off you nobster, so yeh I reckon Arsenal are gunna take it.
by Willis McGee July 16, 2006
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Get the nobb mug.By far the coolest conductor on the face of the Earth. Born in Osaka Japan. Makes frequent use of the words "Sustinution" and "Firmater." Conducts the UWEC Symphony Orchestra. Full name: Nobuyoshi Yasuda.
by Thinny March 29, 2005
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derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality
derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality
person 1 - argh man
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again
by theofficalpye May 12, 2009
Get the nobjock mug.Noble Middle School is a very mediocre place of education with very little tolerance for anything. Noble is a nicotine infested hellhole with asshole teachers and a bald principle with no penis. Noble is in the neighborhoods between Ogden and Mayfair and is basically in the middle of nowhere.
Bro I hate noble middle school it’s awful.
The principle at noble is bald and has no ween.
Miss davis is the best teacher at noble middle school.
The principle at noble is bald and has no ween.
Miss davis is the best teacher at noble middle school.
by JCSp8 October 29, 2018
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•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons
•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.
•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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•Many believe they are patriots but there are some nobsockets protesting with their guns and confederate flags to open up bars and nightclubs during the pandemic because they care only for themselves, while others protest for other various reasons
•True patriots are not nobsockets because they care for all Americans - the weak, poor, sick and elderly, no matter what race or ethnicity they are. They also believe that the one known as a cockwomble and the politicians supporting his behavior are also nobsockets.
•According to the rule of law as our founding fathers laid down in the Constitution, no person, even a cockwomble or a nobsocket, however powerful or talented, can be allowed to act as if he were superior to the law of the land.
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by Cassidy Church May 27, 2020
Get the Nobsocket mug.One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.
There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
by Senorken May 3, 2022
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