get your muff out

a term used towards females to get the bits out

" yeah mate,Get your muff out"

by memes4567 October 5, 2017

Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.

Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.

by casualuk February 6, 2022

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 4, 2010

Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"

Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff

by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010

chutney muff

red headed putts

Steve Longstaff=chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011

Cinnamon Muff

A girl with ginger/strawberry blonde pubic hair.

Amy Adams nickname at school was cinnamon muff.

by PantsuGoblin February 24, 2023

rub the muff

masturbating?

I'm so horny, time to rub the muff!

by Black.Edding January 8, 2016