by The shlongster July 09, 2017
teen sonothung albeit confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
Although yearning for escalation from all his fuck-homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard diminutive penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
how's your cock grip masterb8r?
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he misrecognized his penis fell short of the average penis length (5) for six months into puberty which is well short of average penis length (7).
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near the average girth (5).
by heatHerize January 14, 2013
a particular type of fella who lives under the wing of his girlfriend and performs various acts such as ditching the boys for the bitches, carrying the books for the bitches, being on call at any time of day for the bitches (usually dwelling around the art department with his girl) and constantly bitches about everything and denies that he's whipped
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.
Guy 1: man, where is he?...Where gonna be late
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness
by Jessex Cardaboner May 14, 2009
The act of making someone flinch thus crowning them the title of "Flinch Master". He/She must make someone else flinch in order to relieve themselves of the Flinch Master title. For those who don't enjoy saying Flinch Master the alternate word of "Flaster" may be used.
by Dickle Dadelgodum and Bizo Von Shnizo January 06, 2005
In the movie, Mean Girls, Regina is the butt master and Gretch and Karen are the butt monkeys. (Think leader and followers)
ex. You need to butt master that seriously... OR... She totally butt mastered him!
ex. You need to butt master that seriously... OR... She totally butt mastered him!
by levicel September 28, 2004
The ultimate level of Ninjitsu, even higher so than the mighty Ninjalo. These crazy motherfuckers possess the maddest skills, and can kill anyone they want, but cannot be killed
My name is Ninjalo. I am a Ninjalo. I have been training in Ninjitsu for over 200 years, it will take me another 543 to become a ninja master
by Ninjalo March 31, 2004
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