Sludge Monster Slut

A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.

Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!

by Michelle Bacardi August 22, 2008

Weed Monger

One who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.

Guy1: Lets go get another blunt!
Guy2: Are you serious? We are already stoned! You're such a weed monger.

by Jaymaur94 December 30, 2009

Yellow Monster

man/monster dressed as Bert from sesame street. u will find if u good "weird random" on google images. he will find u. he will kill u.

"Hope walked into the bathroom stall and Yellow Monster was waiting for her"

by yellow monster May 1, 2014

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Crotch monster

Synonym for vagina

Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.

by BlackRex October 30, 2019

3 Headed Monster

Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent

Non you ig nig
2009 year of the 3 headed monster

by 3 Headed Monsta March 5, 2009

Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

by Dave January 28, 2004