Mingetainance

The regular occurance of performing oral sex upons ones girlgriend/lover.Tending her lady garden

my garden needs attending to. ok i'll sort out some mingetainance

by AuToPsY852 February 23, 2011

midgeroid

A short person with extremely large muscles and a Napoleon complex. The biceps are commonly the size of its head.

Brandon was a total midgeroid at crossfit, he could barely reach those monkeybars! Those steroids aren't gonna make that midgeroid any taller.

by Sarah E September 3, 2013

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Mingeteer

People obsessed with the word minge.

Ryan, Rob, Molly and Nick were the 4 Mingeteers.

by Nostrovia February 5, 2021

mudgett

A cross between a muffin and a midget. Both a term of endearment and a dick move.

“Who is taking mudgett home?”
“Aw she is such a mugett.”

by Bexinhexin October 3, 2021

MigetNigger

A small Nigger (a black person)

Look at that migetNigger running from work

by Minecraftsnoobslayer October 20, 2021

Midgtard

Midget Retard

The Midget Retard had sex with another midget retard who then had super power Midgtard Mythical Babies!

by MAGA KING August 9, 2022