Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Major

A black nigga with mad hoes and a big dick

i love major

by godlyjaylen September 23, 2022

major juju

Deep and thoughtful philosophy as expressed articulately in ye olde english.

The phrase was first coined by the unnamed legend of a schoolboy in an interview with the comedian Russell Howard.

I’m gonna say this in a philosophical way, so get prepared for some major juju cos this’ll go on for basically an hour.

by ToBedForWeRiseAtDaybreak November 12, 2022

Major_Yoshi

A very BIG STRONG MEATY MAN
He can be found making movies in your moms house while banging her.

"HOLY FUCK IT'S MAJOR_YOSHI!!!!"

by Ya ma Gay November 20, 2022

malori

devious gun loving harlot

Nick: yo is that jesus??

Tailor: no that's just malori and she ahs a gun

by snoozysoozyy April 13, 2023

mahore

A large land animal that only eats and farts. Commonly found in the Iranian region: KURDISTAN.

Hayyan Mahmud is a mahore.

by Joe-38372 April 21, 2023

major hottie

A name given to any attractive woman in uniform, regardless of rank

Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?

by Jax 420 April 26, 2023