I'd Love To Turn You On 

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

I'd Love To Turn You On by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008

Love Pump 

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"

Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!

Love Pump by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Love you!

A less powerful, more playful, and friendlier form of discreetly telling your crush you like them or talking to your best guy friend and you don’t want to say ‘I love you’

Guy friend: “Haha you’re so funny.”
Me: “I know, I’m adorable! Love you!”

Love you! by MB Ciampa September 3, 2019

Viking Love

Viking love is the act of two straight manly men making love, there is nothing homosexual about it as long as nether party makes eye contact. considered an act of strength and brotherhood between men.

Brandon: "hey did you hear about andy And Shane? that shit is fucked up!!"

Backus: "nah man, viking love is all good in the firehouse."

Viking Love by backoos March 4, 2010

Falling in love

The phrase often used to describe the stage where your starting to fall in love someone. Trust me, when your in this stage, you will know. You constantly think about her and can't seems to get her off of your mind. Your heart skips a beat whenever you see her and everything little things she does, maybe just a "hi" can brighten up your day in any way possible. You will day dream about her, she's the last person you think before you go to sleep and your first thought when you wake up in the morning. And when someone hurts her or make her cry, you just want to kill and crush that person up.  But when you know that you want to spend the rest of your life with this person, have a family with her, that's when you know your actually "in love". Even when you guys get into fights, you still love her no matter what and she's always going to be your first priority. And even if something went wrong, and you guys claims to let each others go, the truth is you can't let her go. She will alway be in your heart and you know it. There's not a day that goes by that you don't think of her, or wonder if she's doing okay or not. If your in love with someone, don't ever let them go, if you messed up or she screwed up, just try to work things out, because the truth is you only fall in love once and if you lose it, your never gonna get it back. So cherish the moments you have with her and never let her go...

Guy 1: "Man i think i'm falling in love with her"
Guy 2: "What do you mean man?"
Guy 1: "I can't stop thinking about her, she's been on my mind all day. Even though i just saw her 2 minutes ago, now i'm starting to miss her. And dude i wonder what out baby would look like"
Guy 2: "Oh no your in loveee"

Falling in love by Iwhwyquihffwipakana qvvq April 18, 2010

love of my life 

person you want to spend the rest of your life with

Lindsey is the "love of my life"

love of my life by *#josh*# October 5, 2007

Love poke 

Any appendage belonging to one person, inserted in any way into any available orifice belonging to his or her partner/desired partner, necessarily followed by the exclamation: "Love poke!" A finger in the ear or tongue in the belly button may both constitute a love poke.

Rule of thumb: any appendage; any orifice.

She was momentarily distracted by X Factor, so I took the opportunity to give her a quick love poke.

Love poke by NewMountie November 22, 2009