Logan Paul

The king of the white children, beware he commands an army of toddlers but we may all rejoice as a grand hero named KSI is going to rock his shit soon

Logan Paul: *breaths*
KSI: im going to kill you

by Anonymous1045 July 25, 2018

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Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018

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Logan Ballard

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.

He's better than me at everything, we should call him The Logan Ballard.

by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018

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Logan Paul

Logan paul is a mother fucker straight from gay town, USA, he rolls around in his on parakeet shit straight from his asshole, he’s still a virgin, and will remain to be a virgin till he’s fucking 35.

Hey Logan Paul, go fuck yourself.

by The clairvoyant 4th grader May 30, 2018

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