lauren (kai’s bae)

OML PLSSS I LOVE THIS HOE SM OMLLL... anyway her cosplays are so sexy and her eyeliner 😩😩😩😩lauren is bae asf i cant even explain... her and her gf probably so cute 😟 anyway this little young hornball is so nice and wholesome.... AND SEGXY HOLY SHIT IM SCREAMINGJSKSKEKEOE

kai: where tf my bae at
lauren (kai’s bae): right here surga mama 😩😩
kai: i...

by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

Lauren Dream

A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.

It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.

by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021

Lauren

Lauren is the best girlfriend you could possibly have in life! Especially when she's matched with an awesome guy named Andrew! She is smart, super sweet, caring, giving, good natured, thoughtful, and not to mention she is the most sexy, gorgeous, beautiful, amazingly cute woman in the world!

She has an amazing personality that not one person could match. She commands respect but also gives it in return.
A Lauren is an elusive species and is now on the endangered species list of the fast growing "RARE WOMEN OF THE UNIVERSE" and soon will be extinct in a generation or two.

So if you find a Lauren make sure you don't let go because it will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.

If only all women were like Lauren there would be less problems in this world. Less murder, less drug addicts, and more love.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

lavrenti

the bright or shining one

Thomas: She’s the lavrenti of our group
Judianna: Yeah

by cookïe December 16, 2021

Jack Lawrence

A fucking retard with small genitalia but somehow gets all the guys In school.

Did u see the vegetable walking down the hall today??? Oh that's jack lawrence

by Vegetable boi August 4, 2017

three tequila lauren

Three tequila Lauren is not necessarily a Lauren after three tequilas, but more of a state of being and is the most fun evolution of Lauren. Can also be referred to as 3TL.

Man, I love three tequila Lauren she’s the best!

by Purple blue crayon November 10, 2021

ralph lauren

A brand that used to be exclusive, until things went too far and every Tom, Dick and Harry started buying its products.

Phony Chinese imitations are partly to blame for the downfall of ralph lauren.

by MKBauers October 9, 2006