In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...
Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.
by drew death September 14, 2007
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person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin
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person 1: yeah.
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Get the kevinescent mug.The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.
Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven
by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010
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Brianna: I fucked Kevin Cho last night, and his dick was sooooo huge.
Megan: Now I want to get fucked by him.
MacKenzie: He's also sexy, cute, and handsome.
Brianna: I know, I wish he was mine.
Megan and MacKenzie: Sammmmmeeee.
Megan: Now I want to get fucked by him.
MacKenzie: He's also sexy, cute, and handsome.
Brianna: I know, I wish he was mine.
Megan and MacKenzie: Sammmmmeeee.
by MKP-1112 November 5, 2013
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