The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"

"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."

by hiding ahhahaha omg skurred July 16, 2008

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Uncle Jesse

A bearded racist from the backwoods of Georgia who guzzled Daisy's huckleberry pies like it ain't no thing. He was played by Denver Pyle, the father of John Stamos. Denver Pyle died a while ago; he died of lung cancer. It probably sucked. He was from Methune, Massachusetts

Denver Pyle? You mean Mr. Methune?

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004

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Jesse

He is the dopest dawg. You will usually find this bastard hanging out with the black grade 12ths smoking that jank as shiz. His favorite activity is to get jessed in the Jessface. Besides eating cum, he likes going to Mc D and gettin dat mcflurry with dos M&Ms. He really likes hentai and will fucking piss you off in skype calls constantly.

That kid is a fucking Jesse. Burn him!

by TimeYourLife February 10, 2014

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